📌 Weener
📌 Mad Dick Rock
📌 Bunns Grove
📌 Stinky Lake
📌 Lovely Bottom
📌 Juggs Close

The Rude World Map

800+ Real rude place names on a vintage style world map.
Classy from afar. Funny up close.

$72.00 AUD

45 x 60 cm / 18″ x 24″
60 x 90 cm / 24″ x 36″

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Guaranteed a good giggle.

800+ Inappropriately named places.

The Gift that gets a second look.

Brace yourself this isn’t your average world map… it’s the world’s funniest map. 🤣🗺️

The Rude World Map is packed with hundreds of hilariously named real places from around the globe. From the gloriously immature to the wildly inappropriate, every location on this map is 100% genuine and guaranteed to get a reaction.

You’ll spot legendary places like 📌 Weener, 📌 Pee Pee Township, 📌 Poo Poo Point, 📌 Dildo, 📌 Balls Falls, and hundreds more hidden across the map for your viewing (and laughing) pleasure.

🖼️ What Makes It Special?

• Hundreds of real rude place names from around the world
• Vintage style artwork packed with hidden visual jokes
• Looks classy from a distance, chaotic up close
• An instant conversation starter people gather around
• QR code access to our funniest street sign gallery

🎉 Perfect For:

• The friend who still laughs at “Uranus”
• People with elite immature humour
• Offices, bars, game rooms & bathrooms
• Travellers with a dirty sense of humour
• Anyone impossible to buy gifts for

Whether you’re gifting it or keeping it for yourself, The Rude World Map delivers nonstop “NO WAY THAT’S REAL” moments every time someone walks past it.

Orders are typically processed and shipped within 1-3 business days, and tracked delivery takes about 2-8 business days after dispatch.

You've got 30 days to return your order via our contact us page

Expected delivery: May 26 – Jun 02

There’s one thing we can guarantee: Giggles and Laughter for anyone who lays eyes on this uniquely comical world map…

And how could we forget? Free Tracked Shipping on all orders.